Larry, Larry, Larry

Now that it's been established that Larry whatshisface dipped his wick on at least one occasion and helped create a child, as if that confers some sort of cloak of fitness to be a parent, can we get back to the important things in life--like whether it will continue to exist in Iraq, Iran, or indeed on this planet, much longer?

(As for the child--please, please, let her be adopted out anonymously so she can have a life away from all those characters).

Of course, distracting the masses is the whole idea of the Anna Nicole charade...

TLC