July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014
Carpe. Hear it? (whispering) Carpe. Carpe Diem. Seize the day boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
--John Keating in Dead Poets Society
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Our job is improving the quality of life not just delaying death.
--Patch Adams in Patch Adams
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer...
Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘your table is ready.’