Advanced Medicine

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one person and put it in another, and have them out looking for work in six weeks".

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have them out looking for work in four weeks".

A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in just two weeks".

The American doctor interjected, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains, put him in the White House, and have half of our country out looking for work.