Sixth Amendment (As Revised)

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to BE CONVICTED by A MILITARY TRIBUNAL WHEREVER THE HELL THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SET IT UP AT, and to be KEPT IN THE DARK AS TO THE BOGUS CHARGES THE GOVERNMENT HAS MADE UP, to be confronted with ONLY THE PEOPLE THAT THE GOVERNMENT HAS SUCCESSFULLY INTIMIDATED, THREATENED, AND/OR BRIBED TO LIE THROUGH THEIR TEETH; to have compulsory process for obtaining ONLY witnesses APPROVED BY THE GOVERNMENT, and to have the assistance of A GOVERNMENT FLUNKY WHO FREQUENTLY WETS THEIR PANTS DUE TO FEAR OF THE GOVERNMENT for his SHOW TRIAL AND SPEEDY CONVICTION.

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