Dopes

I was on a talk show recently, and the host asked me, "What do you think about the dope problem?" I said, "Definitely, I feel we have too many dopes." No question about it. That's why we have a drug problem, I feel; it's because everyone has access to drugs...it's all those DRUG stores, right? Every three or four blocks, there's a big sign: "DRUGS", "Open All Night--DRUGS", "We Deliver--DRUGS", "Cut-rate DRUGS"...it's the biggest thing on their sign: "Cosmetics--Sundries--DRUGS".
--George Carlin