Thursday, February 28, 2019

Tip

FBI: FBI terrorism tip line.
   
Huey: It’s Huey again. Got another hot lead on a terrorist.
  
FBI: Lord…Huey, we don’t have time for this. I’m hanging up.
  
Huey: Wait! I got a good one this time!
  
FBI: (sigh) .. (Uh-huh…
   
Huey: Kissinger, Henry, Former secretary of state under Nixon, allegedly responsible for the deaths of about 950,000 civilians in Laos and Cambodia in the early 1970s.

if you’re having trouble finding him, ask the guys who gave him the Nobel peace prize.
   
Hello?

       
--Aaron McGruder, "The Boondocks", (1/22/2002).

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