Realistic

"Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: 'You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer.' Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, 'It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.'"
-Robin Williams,
"A Night at the Met" (1986)