ABC's Latest Idea Of "Breaking News"

ABC's "Breaking News" email, August 21, 2006:

Breaking News from ABCNEWS.com:
POLICE: ESCAPED INMATE IN VIRGINIA TAKEN INTO CUSTODY

My email to ABC "News":


Subject: Smoking A Little Too Much Stuff At Disneyland

What in the world are you people smoking?

Or have you become full-time salaried employees of Rove, Inc.? Forever working to distract the masses from things that are actually important?

TLC