You Say You Want A Red Bandanna...

Hey, it wasn't "a red bandanna"--it was a highly advanced medical protection device designed to protect from both the giving and the receiving of cooties. Because we all know that cheap crap from China protects from cooties that supposedly escaped from, or was released by, a Maximum Security Biolab in, coincidentally, China, that evolves/mutates/whatever the heck the mockumentary is this week, on command.

TLC


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