The Mel Gibson Special

Mel Gibson got a sweetheart deal today, copping a Plea and avoiding any jail time for his recent DWI. To celebrate, I fired off the following letter to various newspapers:


Dear Editor:

Let's grab a bottle of Tequila and go driving around L.A.!

It's not like the District Attorney would do anything serious to us if we got caught. I'm sure we too would be given the Mel Gibson Special, even without the best influence that money can buy.

Sincerely,

Terry L. Clark